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Marcus watched three more episodes. Then, curiosity got the better of him. He navigated to the mysterious category.

That night, I slid the black tape into my ancient VCR. My living room was dark, save for the blue light of the TV. broflixci

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Marcus tapped into Dude, Where’s My Six-Pack? The premise was a masterpiece of bro-logic: three gym buddies get cursed by a ripped wizard (played by a surprisingly jacked Danny DeVito) to lose all their muscle mass until they complete a “Brorobics Triathlon” — kayaking, axe-throwing, and competitive spatchcocking a turkey.