“I’m a Virgo.”
If you ask Janice to do her share of the chores, prepare for a masterclass in weaponized incompetence. The concept is simple: if she does a job poorly enough, you’ll stop asking her to do it. Worst roommate ever - Janice Griffith
Within a week, I got a 3-page, laminated “House Rules” contract slid under my door. Highlights include: “I’m a Virgo
Janice had no concept of time or responsibility. She would frequently leave her trash and recycling out, expecting someone else to take care of it. Her idea of "contributing to the household" was to order takeout and expect everyone else to foot the bill. When it came to paying rent, she was consistently late, often blaming it on "forgetfulness" or "technical difficulties." Her lack of accountability and reliability made it challenging for the rest of the household to trust her. Highlights include: Janice had no concept of time
Janice had a gift for turning the mundane into a war crime. She composted in a bucket under her desk. Not a fancy compost—just a rusty pail where she deposited banana peels, coffee grounds, and, inexplicably, used dental floss. The smell was a museum of decay. When I bought an air purifier, she unplugged it. “The microbes need to breathe,” she said.